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NY style pizza flavor
USA

New York Style Pizza – USA

Flavor: New York Style Pizza Country: USA When Seen: August 2020 In a Bite: A heavy dose of oregano, followed by a tomato-y, cheesy flavor. In a Haiku: Fuhgeddaboudit! The pizza king has been crowned. Next up, Napoli. Origin Story: Finally, the century old debate as to which pizza is the best in the US …

Honey bbq flavor
USA

Honey BBQ – USA

Flavor: Honey BBQ Country: USA When Seen: August 2020 In a Bite: Light, airy, with a typical BBQ flavor. Not sure where the honey is though. In a Haiku: So light it could fly; On wings of a honey bee; dipped in BBQ. Origin Story: Barbecue (or BBQ as they say in the USA) is …

Spicy chili flavor
Taiwan

Spicy Chili – Taiwan

Flavor: Spicy Chili Country: Taiwan When Seen: May 2019 In a Bite: Untasted. Have you tried it? Email us and tell us what you thought. In a Haiku: Step back, Ms. Monroe. Make room for the pepperheads. Crank the SHU. Origin Story: Nothing but pure, unadulterated chili here. We’ve not been able to get a …

Spicy seaweed flavor
Taiwan

Spicy Seaweed – Taiwan

Flavor: Spicy Seaweed Country: Taiwan When Seen: May 2019 In a Bite: Untasted. Have you tried it? Email us and tell us what you thought. In a Haiku: It’s so hot that it; needs extra punctuation; Spicy! from the sea. Origin Story: This seaweed is so spicy it needs an exclamation mark. Which came first, …

Original recipe chicken flavor
Thailand

Original Recipe Chicken – Thailand

Flavor: Original Recipe Chicken Country: Thailand When Seen: August 2020 In a Bite: Pretty much just like plain salt. Either that, or we may have COVID. In a Haiku: The secret is out. Eleven herbs and spices. Without the murder. Origin Story: You can’t do a partnership with KFC and not have the Colonel’s original …

Wingz zabb flavor
Thailand

Wingz Zabb – Thailand

Flavor: Wingz Zabb Country: Thailand When Seen: August 2020 In a Bite: Spicy, salty and a very mild hint of sour. In a Haiku: It would be like this; if your tongue could orgasm. Pass the cigarettes. Origin Story: KFC is beloved in Thailand, maybe even more so than He Who Cannot Be Named, making …

Cheesy cheese flavor
Thailand

Cheesy Cheese – Thailand

Flavor: Cheesy Cheese Country: Thailand When Seen: September 2019 In a Bite: Untasted. Have you tried it? Email us and tell us what you thought. In a Haiku: When cheese fails to please. Dump another bucket on. A cheesy shower. Origin Story: Sometimes there just isn’t enough cheese in cheese flavored chips. The Play series …

Lime flavor
China

Lime – China

Flavor: Lime Country: China When Seen: May 2019 In a Bite: A failed attempt at replicating the flavor of lime without the use of limes, or so we hear. In a Haiku: It’s Corona time! Pop a bottle with these chips. Mask is optional. Origin Story: As the more avid travelers will know, lime is …

Chili paste flavor
Thailand

Roasted Chili Paste – Thailand

Flavor: Roasted Chili Paste Country: Thailand When Seen: September 2019 In a Bite: Smokey, spicy, salty. Yum! In a Haiku: Condiment heaven. Garlic, chili, shallots mixed. Roasted divinely. Origin Story: Roasted chili paste is to Thailand like ketchup is to America or mayonnaise (yuck!) is to Belgium. It would have been an affront to its …