Blueberry flavor
China

Blueberry – China

Flavor: Blueberry Country: China When Seen: circa 2009 In a Bite: As reported to us by our trusted taster, “Utterly dreadful. Ate one, cringed, and threw the bag away.” In a Haiku: Careful Violet! Willy Wonka’s in China. This time chips, not gum. Origin Story: As the Great Recession wreaked havoc on the global economy, …

Dill pickle flavor
Canada USA

Dill pickle – USA

Flavor: Dill pickle Country: USA When Seen: June 2019 In a Bite: A punch in the mouth of sour, followed by a chaser of dill. In a Haiku: Summer time is here. Skip the pickles on burgers. Use these chips instead. Origin Story: Pickles are trendy nowadays in the US, with Refinery29 even declaring pickles …

Joppiesaus flavor
Netherlands

Patatje Joppie – Netherlands

Flavor: Patatje Joppie Country: Netherlands When Seen: June 2019 In a Bite: Similar to thousand island dressing, although with a bit of a rancid after taste. As our taster put it, “I can eat several fried crickets and only 2 of these chips.” In a Haiku: Favorite Dutch dip. Delectable on a chip? Some say …

Crispy taco flavor
USA

Crispy Taco – USA

Flavor: Crispy Taco Country: USA When Seen: June 2019 In a Bite: Tastes exactly like taco seasoning that comes with a ready-made taco set, but with a strange hint of lettuce In a Haiku: ¿Quieres tacos? El sabor más extraño. En tu gran boca. Origin Story: Despite the negative feelings some of its citizens–including its …

Red hotl chili flavor
Thailand

Red Hot Chili – Thailand

Flavor: Red Hot Chili (Play series) Country: Thailand When Seen: May 2019 In a Bite: Paprika with a hint of chili. Only spicy to people who have crawled out from under a rock and never before tasted chili. In a Haiku: Like falling in love…for the twenty second time. Hollow with some spice. Origin Story: …

Milky sakura flavor
Taiwan

Milky Sakura – Taiwan

Flavor: Milky Sakura Country: Taiwan When Seen: May 2019 In a Bite: Untasted. Have you tried it? Email us and tell us what you thought. In a Haiku: Sakura in bloom. Each day they can, on your tongue. Like milk and flowers. Origin Story: Everyone loves the beautiful site of cherry blossoms (aka sakura) in …

White peach flavor
Taiwan

White Peach – Taiwan

Flavor: White Peach Country: Taiwan When Seen: May 2019 In a Bite: Untasted. Have you tried it? Email us and tell us what you thought. In a Haiku: Juicy peach, yet dry. Make the emperor jealous. Live a million years. Origin Story: Peaches, as the pomologists among us would well know, are indigenous to northwest …

Cheese fondue flavor
Netherlands

Cheese Fondue – Netherlands

Flavor: Cheese Fondue Country: Netherlands When Seen: September 2015 In a Bite: Cheese, cheese, and more cheese. Did we mention it tastes like a whole lot of cheese? In a Haiku: Light up the réchaud. Your mouth is the caquelon. Submerged in fromage. Origin Story: Nothing warms the body on a cold winter day quite …

Roast chicken flavor
France

Poulet Rôti – France

Flavor: Poulet Rôti (Roast chicken) Country: France When Seen: May 2019 In a Bite: Savory chicken paired with the aromatics of thyme, rosemary, and other herbs and spices In a Haiku: Feeling like poulet. Rôtisserie is broken. C’est la vie, eat these. Origin Story: This classic French version of roast chicken is often sold roasted …

Mature cheddar flavor
France

Mature Cheddar – France

Flavor: Mature Cheddar Country: France When Seen: May 2019 In a Bite: It tastes like licking a handful of processed cheddar powder. The supposed thicker cut was not that noticeable to the naked eye, but they do have a bit of an extra crunch. In a Haiku: Slower cooked for crunch. Swimming in cheese powder …