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Spicy lobster flavor
Thailand

Spicy Lobster – Thailand

Flavor: Spicy Lobster Country: Thailand When Seen: May 2021 In a Bite: Sweet with a hint of chili and a shrimp-like aroma In a Haiku: Cockroach of the sea. Romantic date night for cheap. With ersatz Pringles. Origin Story: While lobster may have once been known as the food of the poor in the US, …

Funyuns flavor
USA

Funyuns Onion – USA

Flavor: Funyuns Onion Country: USA When Seen: August 2021 In a Bite: Untasted, although we have a strong hunch it tastes like Funyuns. In a Haiku: Pinkman’s beloved. Perfect chip for cooking meth. But better for teeth. Origin Story: The final of the known summer of 2021 mashup series, Funyuns is another Frito-Lays classic flavor …

Doritos cool ranch flavor
USA

Doritos Cool Ranch – USA

Flavor: Doritos Cool Ranch Country: USA When Seen: August 2021 In a Bite: Just like Doritos Cool Ranch, but without that perfectly paired Doritos consistency In a Haiku: Better than Buckner; in game six of ’86; but not quite on Curb. Origin Story: The year was 1986. The New York Mets were on their way …