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Korean cream cheese garlic flavor
Thailand

Korean Cream Cheese Garlic – Thailand

Flavor: Korean Cream Cheese Garlic Country: Thailand When Seen: July 2021 In a Bite: Smells like a stinky blue cheese, tastes like sour cream and onion In a Haiku: Smells like a wet sock. Tastes just like the streets of Seoul. Hold your nose and bite. Origin Story: Once again, the Thai Flavor Department has …

Cheese pizza flavor
Thailand

Cheese Pizza – Thailand

Flavor: Cheese Pizza Country: Thailand When Seen: January 2021 In a Bite: Untasted. Have you tried it? Email us and tell us what you thought. In a Haiku: Not enough spacebucks? Pizza the Hutt gives these cheap. Just don’t share his fate. Origin Story: As in the US, Pizza Hut is a major pizza chain …

Esan hot pot flavor
Thailand

Esan Hot Pot – Thailand

Flavor: Esan Hot Pot Country: Thailand When Seen: January 2021 In a Bite: Herby with a strong red onion-y taste In a Haiku: Now more than Andrew; can eat this pungent hot soup; stripped down on a chip. Origin Story: Esan, or Isaan, is the region in Northeast Thailand, and this flavor is inspired by …

Chili lime flavor
Thailand

Chili Lime – Thailand

Flavor: Chili Lime Country: Thailand When Seen: January 2021 In a Bite: Artificially sour, with mildly spicy notes In a Haiku: Harry had it wrong. Lime goes better with chili; than with coconut. Origin Story: Chili and lime are two widely used flavor enhancers in Thai cuisine, like salt and pepper in the US. Given …

Original recipe chicken flavor
Thailand

Original Recipe Chicken – Thailand

Flavor: Original Recipe Chicken Country: Thailand When Seen: August 2020 In a Bite: Pretty much just like plain salt. Either that, or we may have COVID. In a Haiku: The secret is out. Eleven herbs and spices. Without the murder. Origin Story: You can’t do a partnership with KFC and not have the Colonel’s original …

Wingz zabb flavor
Thailand

Wingz Zabb – Thailand

Flavor: Wingz Zabb Country: Thailand When Seen: August 2020 In a Bite: Spicy, salty and a very mild hint of sour. In a Haiku: It would be like this; if your tongue could orgasm. Pass the cigarettes. Origin Story: KFC is beloved in Thailand, maybe even more so than He Who Cannot Be Named, making …

Cheesy cheese flavor
Thailand

Cheesy Cheese – Thailand

Flavor: Cheesy Cheese Country: Thailand When Seen: September 2019 In a Bite: Untasted. Have you tried it? Email us and tell us what you thought. In a Haiku: When cheese fails to please. Dump another bucket on. A cheesy shower. Origin Story: Sometimes there just isn’t enough cheese in cheese flavored chips. The Play series …

Chili paste flavor
Thailand

Roasted Chili Paste – Thailand

Flavor: Roasted Chili Paste Country: Thailand When Seen: September 2019 In a Bite: Smokey, spicy, salty. Yum! In a Haiku: Condiment heaven. Garlic, chili, shallots mixed. Roasted divinely. Origin Story: Roasted chili paste is to Thailand like ketchup is to America or mayonnaise (yuck!) is to Belgium. It would have been an affront to its …

American classic flavor
China India Thailand

American Classic – China

Flavor: American Classic Country: China When Seen: May 2019 In a Bite: How can one describe the classic? Nothing but salt, grease and crunch. In a Haiku: The big bang of chips. It all started here with just; a sprinkle of salt. Origin Story: The original potato chip flavor. Nothing but fried potatoes and salt. …