Three cheese flavor
USA

Three Cheese – USA

Flavor: Three Cheese Country: USA When Seen: January 2022 In a Bite: Like oddly shaped cheese puffs In a Haiku: Not one cheese, not two; this one is layered with three. A new cheese puff king? Origin Story: After almost two years of supply chain disruptions and shortages of everyday household goods, like toilet paper, …

Ketchup flavor
Canada

Ketchup – Canada

Flavor: Ketchup Country: Canada When Seen: January 2022 In a Bite: A bit tomato-ey with some tang. In a Haiku: Cleaner than french fries. And more convenient as well. Bold simplicity. Origin Story: While its neighbor to the south may think of Canada mostly as a land of hockey and maple syrup, it is also …

Paprika flavor
Thailand

Paprika – Thailand

Flavor: Paprika Country: Thailand When Seen: July 2019 In a Bite: Untasted. Have you tried it? Email us and tell us what you thought. In a Haiku: Unoffensive taste. Don’t wipe your hands on your pants. That red pap’ will stain. Origin Story: The Lay’s Flavor Department’s internal market research has shown that consumers who …

Cheeseburger flavor
Thailand

Cheese Burger – Thailand

Flavor: Cheese Burger Country: Thailand When Seen: June 2021 In a Bite: Untasted. Have you tried it? Email us and tell us what you thought. In a Haiku: A perfect duo. Forbidden by Exodus. Thank you, Lionel. Origin Story: Go to any urban area in Thailand and you’ll have a hard time walking more than …

Macho chilli flavor
India USA

Macho Chilli – India

Flavor: Macho Chilli Country: India (found in USA) When Seen: October 2021 In a Bite: Mildly spicy ketchup In a Haiku: The Village People. If made into a snack food. Might be this macho. Origin Story: Inspired by videos of young men seeking to prove their manhood through feats of strength conquering excessively spicy food. …

Mac & cheese flavor
Thailand

Mac & Cheese – Thailand

Flavor: Mac & Cheese Country: Thailand When Seen: May 2021 In a Bite: Untasted. Have you tried it? Email us and tell us what you thought. In a Haiku: Pure Southern comfort. Oozing with cheese, not whiskey. Best served warm, not nuked. Origin Story: This quintessential American comfort food is not commonly found in the …

Spicy crayfish flavor
China USA

Spicy Crayfish – China

Flavor: Spicy Crayfish Country: China (found in USA) When Seen: August 2021 In a Bite: Shrimp and herbs with a tiny hint of spice and the scent of chives, chili and seafood In a Haiku: Like mini lobster. Whether ‘Cray’ or ‘Craw’, no mind. From the mud to chips. Origin Story: Little known fact: the …

Spicy lobster flavor
Thailand

Spicy Lobster – Thailand

Flavor: Spicy Lobster Country: Thailand When Seen: May 2021 In a Bite: Sweet with a hint of chili and a shrimp-like aroma In a Haiku: Cockroach of the sea. Romantic date night for cheap. With ersatz Pringles. Origin Story: While lobster may have once been known as the food of the poor in the US, …

Funyuns flavor
USA

Funyuns Onion – USA

Flavor: Funyuns Onion Country: USA When Seen: August 2021 In a Bite: Straight up onion, like Funyuns without the light airiness. In a Haiku: Pinkman’s beloved. Perfect chip for cooking meth. But better for teeth. Origin Story: The final of the known summer of 2021 mashup series, Funyuns is another Frito-Lays classic flavor that first …

Doritos cool ranch flavor
USA

Doritos Cool Ranch – USA

Flavor: Doritos Cool Ranch Country: USA When Seen: August 2021 In a Bite: Just like Doritos Cool Ranch, but without that perfectly paired Doritos consistency In a Haiku: Better than Buckner; in game six of ’86; but not quite on Curb. Origin Story: The year was 1986. The New York Mets were on their way …