Flavor: Original Recipe Chicken
When Seen: August 2020
In a Bite: Pretty much just like plain salt. Either that, or we may have COVID.
In a Haiku: The secret is out. Eleven herbs and spices. Without the murder.
Origin Story: You can’t do a partnership with KFC and not have the Colonel’s original recipe chicken flavor, although we’ll be the first to say that if Wingz Zabb is the Kimye, this one is more of a Bennifer.