Flavor: Old-Fashioned Mustard
When Seen: March 2023
In a Bite: Strong mustard flavor, not much else
In a Haiku: Drawn from ancient seeds. One of life’s finer pleasures. Sinuses rejoice.
Origin Story: Mustard has been much beloved in France since medieval times, so what better poster child for this “old-fashioned” themed flavor than this ancient concoction? No Rolls-Royce required to enjoy this assault on your congested sinuses.