A journey through the many flavors of Lay's from the four corners of the globe
Flavor: Ketchup Country: Canada When Seen: January 2022 In a Bite: A bit tomato-ey with some tang. In a Haiku:Cleaner than french fries.And more convenient as well.Bold simplicity. Origin Story: While its neighbor to the south may think of Canada mostly as a land of hockey and maple syrup, it is also a country that …
Flavor: Paprika Country: Thailand When Seen: July 2019 In a Bite: Untasted. Have you tried it? Email us and tell us what you thought. In a Haiku:Unoffensive taste.Don’t wipe your hands on your pants.That red pap’ will stain. Origin Story: The Lay’s Flavor Department’s internal market research has shown that consumers who prefer baked potato …
Flavor: Cheese Burger Country: Thailand When Seen: June 2021 In a Bite: Untasted. Have you tried it? Email us and tell us what you thought. In a Haiku:A perfect duo.Forbidden by Exodus.Thank you, Lionel. Origin Story: Go to any urban area in Thailand and you’ll have a hard time walking more than a few blocks …
Flavor: Macho Chilli Country: India (found in USA) When Seen: October 2021 In a Bite: Mildly spicy ketchup In a Haiku:The Village People.If made into a snack food.Might be this macho. Origin Story: Inspired by videos of young men seeking to prove their manhood through feats of strength conquering excessively spicy food. Although clearly that …
Flavor: Mac & Cheese Country: Thailand When Seen: May 2021 In a Bite: Untasted. Have you tried it? Email us and tell us what you thought. In a Haiku:Pure Southern comfort.Oozing with cheese, not whiskey.Best served warm, not nuked. Origin Story: This quintessential American comfort food is not commonly found in the homes and restaurants …
Flavor: Spicy Crayfish Country: China (found in USA) When Seen: August 2021 In a Bite: Shrimp and herbs with a tiny hint of spice and the scent of chives, chili and seafood In a Haiku:Like mini lobster.Whether ‘Cray’ or ‘Craw’, no mind.From the mud to chips. Origin Story: Little known fact: the classic Fred Astaire …
Flavor: Spicy Lobster Country: Thailand When Seen: May 2021 In a Bite: Sweet with a hint of chili and a shrimp-like aroma In a Haiku:Cockroach of the sea.Romantic date night for cheap.With ersatz Pringles. Origin Story: While lobster may have once been known as the food of the poor in the US, its status has …
Flavor: Funyuns Onion Country: USA When Seen: August 2021 In a Bite: Straight up onion, like Funyuns without the light airiness. In a Haiku:Pinkman’s beloved.Perfect chip for cooking meth.But better for teeth. Origin Story: The final of the known summer of 2021 mashup series, Funyuns is another Frito-Lays classic flavor that first made its way …
Flavor: Doritos Cool Ranch Country: USA When Seen: August 2021 In a Bite: Just like Doritos Cool Ranch, but without that perfectly paired Doritos consistency In a Haiku:Better than Buckner;in game six of ’86;but not quite on Curb. Origin Story: The year was 1986. The New York Mets were on their way to winning their …
Flavor: Laab Saab Nua (Minced meat salad) Country: Thailand When Seen: May 2021 In a Bite: Untasted. Have you tried it? Email us and tell us what you thought. In a Haiku:Refreshing as hell.Best eaten with sticky rice.Or on a fried chip?. Origin Story: Laab is a quintessential spicy and minty minced meat dish from …
